Soda Fix!!!

I'm having major soda withdrawals today. I don't even drink that much anymore but for some reason when I get the craving it plagues me like divorce rumors plague Jlo...and it won't go away either. There is just something about the crisp pop sound of a new soda and the burn I feel when it goes down my throat, making my eyes water and setting my burp reflexes into motion. Charming I know but I love it and nothing feels better than a good 7Up burp. Though I don't know from experience (I swear) I kind of liken the experience to what cranksters feel...something about the "drip" down the back of their throat. I don't know for sure...may just be my drug education according to "Boogie Nights" but I think that's what they call it. Anyway, I WANT a soda so bad right now and I'm just going to march my happy ass over to the cooler and get some more water. I had my roasted almonds for an afternoon snack and its really triggering my thirst. Water Angie...think WATER! Where's Adam Sandler and that damn high quality H2O when you need him?!